AUTHOR: Scott G DATE: 10:22:00 AM ----- BODY:

What to do if your Mom discovers your blog

This article has been on Blogger.com for a while, but not everyone visits that site or even uses Blogger (I know, I'm an idiot for not using "Movable Type or some other crap). This is in the "help" section and is pretty funny. It can be found here. Here's a piece of it: Search and ~~Destroy~~ Modify Censorship is generally thought of as a negative thing, but this is not always true. You know how faces are sometimes blurred on news programs to protect peoples' privacy? You can go that same route with your blog by searching for potentially incriminating keywords and editing for a softer, more Mom-friendly vocabulary. For example: "I got really drunk last night" becomes, "I got really marshmallow last night." It may not make sense, but it does give you plausible deniability, which could help. Every little bit counts. Just thought I'd share. Until tomorrow.. --------